i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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