- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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