- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

woman's rights

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?