What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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