Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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