What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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