How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

here's a joke... the american education society

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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