- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A train poops its pants.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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