- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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