- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Jordan is pregant

knock knock There's no door

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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