- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Arrow in the Knee!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

A seal walks into a club.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

There once was this guy and he fell down

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

ask me if im a door yes

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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