Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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