A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Immigration Laws

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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black chicken. kfc

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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