- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A fish swims up your penis...

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