- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

And Stephen Hawking said.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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