- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What is the name of the car? What

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