how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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The WPGA tour

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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women's rights.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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