- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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