- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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