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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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