Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

lewis=cardiac

You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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