- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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