Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What do u call a cripple Biv

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

When is a door not a door? Never.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the man with no head say to the women?

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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