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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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