- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A man penetrates another man.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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