Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

richard is fag

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Barack Obama

whats funnier than 24? 25

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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