- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

identical jokes get different votes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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