- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

here's a joke... the american education society

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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