What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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