- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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