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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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