What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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