What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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run farther?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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