- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

roses are red violets are blue

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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