- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

feminists.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Iif your reading this ur gay

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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