Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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420

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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