- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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