- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Carrot fingers

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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