If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Roses are flowers.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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