What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Thats what she said

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Continents are large islands.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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9/11

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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ewrg

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