- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

A jew enters a mall.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??