- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A jew enters a mall.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

homosexual

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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