- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Dumbledore dies.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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