Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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