A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Women's rights

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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You know whats funny Aids

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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