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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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