- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Jack Stevens

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Okay, after this one then...

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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