- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

I have a horse.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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