Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

You bumder!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Justin beiber's penis

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

a black man did not eat chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

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