- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Anti Joke

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses