Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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How would you rule?

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Anti Joke

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