- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

I'm going as the joker for halloween

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

I'm going as the joker for halloween

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.