- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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