- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Get some flipping new jokes people

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

who is really lanky? james cornish

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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