What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

what's black and can't swim?

whats brown and booky a book.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

u know whats a crime? rape

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

DERP

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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