- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Knock knock. Get out!!

Your mom is so old she died

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What did the old man say? Im old

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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