- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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