- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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