- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Firgen and the blung brigade

I had friends on the Death Star.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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