- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

How would you rule?

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Justin beiber's penis

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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