- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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