- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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