- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

justin beiber sucks

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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