- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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