There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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