knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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No antijoke here.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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