- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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