Committing Suicide #YOLO

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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