- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

I have suicidal thoughts

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Men

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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