What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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