Here's a joke for you, my life...

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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