- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What's brown and sticky A stick

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