A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Anti Joke

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