How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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