"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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