You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Hey Shea

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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