SUCK MY NUTS

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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