A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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