Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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y u no like me joke?

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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