- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

noah is a scrub jungle

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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