- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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