- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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