How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

guess what>? your mum lol

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

woman's rights

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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