How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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